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你的第一份工作是打扫店铺

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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said:“Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”

“But I am a college graduate.” the young man replied indignantly.

“Oh,I am sorry. I did not know that.” said the manager.“Here, give me the broom, I will show you how.”

一个年轻人,受雇于一个超市,第一天上班报到。经理和他握手并微笑,给他一把扫帚说:“你的第一份工作是打扫店铺。”“但我是大学毕业生。”年轻人愤怒的回答道。“哦,我很抱歉。我不知道。”经理说。”在这里,给我扫帚,我会告诉你如何打扫。”

        

                        

    

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