第1368期 英语笑话 同一条狗
Teacher: Jimmy, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
老师：吉米，你那篇关于“我的小狗”的文章和你哥哥写的一模一样。你是不是抄你哥的？
Jimmy: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
吉米：老师，我没抄袭。文章一样是因为我们写的是同一条狗啊！
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