第1370期 英语笑话 不用去考试
Tom: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
汤姆：好消息，老师说今天不管下雨还是天晴我们都要考试。
John: So what's great about that?
约翰：那有什么好高兴的？
Tom: It's snowing outside!
汤姆：因为现在外面在下雪！
*come rain or shine是指“不管发生什么情况”，相当于我们所说的“风雨无阻”。而汤姆以为是指下雨和天晴两种情况下需要考试。
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