Kid Joke(96)
Alfie had been listening to his sister practicing her singing.“Sis,”he said,“I wish you‘d sing Christmas carols.”
“That‘s nice of you,Alfie,”she said.“Why?”
“Then I‘d only have to hear you once a year!”
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