亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告！布朗夫人：没有用的，我的狗不识字。
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