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拥有百分之百的把握借东西--双语幽默笑话

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mr. johnson: are you using you mower this afternoon?

约翰逊先生:今天下午你准备用割草机吗?

mr.smith: yes.

史密斯先生:是的。

mr.johnson: fine. then can i borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?

约翰逊先生:太好了。既然您不用网球拍,那我可以借用一下吗?
 

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