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第1391期英语笑话:又实用又便宜的礼物-

2018-11-27 阅读 :

Something Really Cheap

真正便宜的东西

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

做完生意回来后,提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。

“How about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.

“那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。

“That’s a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

“看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。

“That’s still quite a bit,”Tim complained.

“还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

售货员开始有点恼火了,就给提姆一瓶很小的香水,价值15美元。

“What I mean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

“我的意思是,”提姆说,“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”

The clerk handed him a mirror.

售货员听了后,递给了提姆一面镜子。

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