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The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点,但他的祖母溺爱他。他几乎不能离开她的身边。当他想要什么东西的时候,他也哭了或者发脾气。然后他来到学校的第一天,第一天他离开祖母的怀抱。当他从学校回家,他奶奶在门口接他。“学校怎么样?”她问,“你过得好吗?你哭了吗?”“哭?”约翰问。”不,我没哭但老师哭了啊!”
       

                        

    

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