笑话习题簿11.2.23

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   A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.
   "When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff," complained the husband, "and let your hair go gray like Barbara Bush?"
   "The day that you're inaugurated," the wife replied.    一个妇人正和丈夫在外面购物，她想起来需要为自己渐渐变白的头发买一些染发剂。“你什么时候才会停止购买这些昂贵的东西，”丈夫抱怨说：“而让你的头发自然变白，就像巴巴拉布什那样呢？”
   “在你宣誓就职的那天。”妻子回答道。
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