我的刷子够不到那么高
Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of money for them. They said, "This boy's going to be famous when he's little older, and then we're going to sell these pictures for a lot more money."
Jimmy's pictures were different from other people's because he never painted on all of the paper. He painted on half of it, and the other half was always empty.
"That's very clever," everyone said, "Nobody else does that!"
One day somebody bought one of Jimmy's pictures and then said to him, "Please tell me this, Jimmy. Why do you paint on the bottom half of your pictures, but not on the top half?"
"Because I'm small," Jimmy said, "and my burshes don't reach very high."
吉米三岁开始画画，当他五岁时，他就已经画的的很好了。他画了很多美丽而有趣的画，人们花很多钱买他的画。他们说，“这孩子会出名，当他年纪大了，然后我们要卖掉这些画大赚一笔。”吉米的画与众不同是因为他从来不在整张纸上作画。他只画一半，而另一半是空的。“这是非常聪明的，“大家都说，“从来没有人这么做！”一个人买了吉米的画，然后问他，“请告诉我，吉米。为什么你的下半部分画画，但不是在纸的上半部分？”“因为我个头小，”吉米说，“我的刷子够不到那么高。”
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