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Father told son buy wine, the son asked his father: "the bottle, isn't there?" Father shook his head say: "is too little." A few minutes later, the son carrying the bottle back. Dad took the bottle a look, at the moment, the original bottle containing most of the bottles stones. Son proudly said: "daddy, you drink, the crow is such water." Dad in distress situation, way: "my son that learning is not white on it."
父亲叫儿子打酒,儿子问爸爸:“瓶子里不是还有吗?”爸爸摇摇头说:“太少了。”几分钟后,儿子提着瓶子回来。爸爸接过酒瓶一看,愣住了,原来酒瓶里装着大半瓶子石子。儿子得意洋洋地说:“爸爸,您喝吧,乌鸦就是这样喝水的。”爸爸哭笑不得,道:“我儿这学是没白上啊。”

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