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第1427期双语笑话 骗子死了之后会诚实吗?

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Will liars be honest after they die?

骗子死了之后会诚实吗?

No, they won’t. They lie still after they die.

不会,他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动,依旧撒谎。

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