一切发生得都太快了。
When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.
一个蜗牛过马路，被一个乌龟从身上碾过。在急救室里它恢复了知觉，有的人问它事故是怎样发生的。
“I really can't remember,” the snail replied. “You see, it all happened so fast.”
“我记不起来了，”蜗牛回答说，“你瞧，一切发生得都太快了。
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