那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事31：补衣服
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
To patch the hole of pants
补衣服
A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible, " she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”
一位年轻的丈夫下班回到家里，发现新娘心烦意乱。“我心里太难受了，她说，我在给你熨西装时把裤子的臀部烧了个大洞。 ”
"Forget It,n"said her husband. "Remember that l've got an extra pair of pants for that suit．
“没事儿，”丈夫安慰她说，你忘了我这套衣服有两条裤子。
"Yes,”said the woman.cheering up. "And it's luckY you have.I used another pants to patch the hole."
”是的，“妻子高兴地说，幸亏你还有一条，我后来就用它来补了这个洞了。
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