他收到几封给他的信。
Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting
him.
He opened one and found it contained the single word “Fool.” Quietly and with becoming
seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words：
“I have known many an instance of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his
name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and
forgetting to write the letter.”
一个星期天，亨利比彻先生走进普利茅斯的教堂，他收到几封给他的信。
他开了七种一个发现里面有个单词“傻瓜。”悄悄地变得严肃起来，他向来机会得人声明这个事实：
“我知道有很多人写一封信忘记署名，但这是我所认识的一个男人签下他的名字忘了写信。
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