我出去了一段时间
I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are they then?" I asked, pointing to another tray.
"You, sir," replied the jeweler, "about three whistles."
我答应过我的女朋友过生日时送她一条金项链，但是当珠宝商给我们喜欢的一款价格时，我出去了一段时间，低沉的口哨声。”这个多少钱？”我问，指着另一个盘子。“你，先生，”珠宝商回答道，“大约值三声口哨。”
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