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我花了三年的时间学习电脑编程课

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An Indonesian man aged 23 years old who was suspected of having infected by avian flu virus died at 22:50 pm local time on January 7, an official said here on Monday.

Dr. Dien Emawati, M Kes., head of Health Department at the Province of Jakarta, said that the patient was suspected of being infected by the virus as he was sick following the death of one of his pigeon a week before.

第一次求职时,我意识到我必须在我的资历清单有创意。当被问及额外的教育和培训时,我老实地回答说我花了三年的时间学习电脑编程课。我找了份工作。我没有说,我用同样的课程为三年前,我通过了。

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