一个人想在舞台剧中找份工作
一个人想在舞台剧中找份工作
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.
"Imitate birds," the man said.
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
一个人想在舞台剧中找份工作。”你们会做什么。制作人问。“模仿鸟儿，”男人说。你逗我呢吧。制作人回答，“那样的人一毛钱。”“嗯，我想这样。”说的演员，他展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。
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