他们就会发现我的四颗金牙
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
警察：你为什么不喊救命当你的手表被抢的时候？
男人：如果我张嘴，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
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