看笑话学英语54:I Hung Him up to Dry我把他吊起来让他晾干
听笑话学英语54: I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom.
Jim和Mary都是精神病院里的病人。一天，他们沿着医院的游泳池散步，Jim突然跳入泳池的深水区，他沉到了底部。
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
Mary立刻跳下去救他，她潜到水底，把Jim拉了上来。
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office.
当院长听闻了Mary的英勇行为后，他立刻翻看了她的病历档案,把她叫进了自己的办公室，
"Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses.
“Mary，我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。好消息是你能跳入水中救其他病人，这说明你的意识已经恢复了，你可以出院了。
The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom，he's dead."
坏消息就是，Jim，你救的那个病人，他还是用自己的浴袍带子在浴室上吊自杀了。”
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I hung him up to dry."
Mary说：“他没有自杀，是我把他吊起来好让他晾干。”
英语单词短语学习：
1 regain
vt. 恢复；重新获得；收回
vi. 上涨
n. 收复；取回
eg:And now Russia wants to regain influence in its backyard.
现在俄罗斯想要恢复其在后院的影响力。
短语
moisture regain [纺] 回潮率 ; [纺] 回潮 ; 吸湿 ; 吸湿性
residual regain 剩余回潮率
standard regain 标准回潮 ; 标准回潮率
regain yield 重拾产量 ; 恢复收益率
Organizatin regain 组织度恢复
Regain Freedom 跟丫拼了 ; 夺回自由
Regain focus 重新得到了关注
Regain Handkerchief 重拾手帕
NO REGAIN 紧身
2 bathrobe n. 浴衣；睡衣
eg：Without bothering to dry off, I pulled on my bathrobe.
还没来得及擦干身子，我就穿上了浴衣。
短语
Buy bathrobe 韩国 ; 加拿大
dressing bathrobe 家居便服
Window bathrobe 门面掩饰
am Bathrobe 睡衣和浴衣
external bathrobe 外部加油
am Bathrobe 睡衣和浴衣
bloom bathrobe 沙拉油
white bathrobe 白色的浴衣
Nissen Bathrobe 浴袍
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