第22期双语笑话加练习题 I，You and she我，你，她
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. T
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.
When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, " I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.
The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son."
Notes:
(1) learn sth. by heart谙记；能背出
(2) proudly adv.自豪地
Exercises:
根据短文回答下列问题：
① What did Peter learn on his first day at school?
② How many sentences did the teacher teach him?
③ Who asked him a question when Peter went home?
④ How did his father feel when he heard Peter's sentences?
⑤ What sentences did his father teach him?
118.我，你，她
彼得是个聪明的孩子。在学校的第一天，他学了三个词：我，你，她。老师教他如何用这三个词造句子。老师说：“我，我是你的老师；（然后指着一个女孩）她，她是你的同学；你，你是我的学生。”
彼得回到家里，爸爸问他学了什么。彼得马上说：“我，我是你的老师；（然后指着他的妈妈）她，她是你的同学；你，你是我的学生。”他的爸爸听了非常生气，说：“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指着他的妻子）她，她是你的妈妈；你，你是我的儿子。”
第二天，老师问彼得是否用心学那三个词了。“是的，”彼得自豪地说，“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指着一个女孩）她，她是你的妈妈；你，你是我的儿子。”
练习参考答案：
① He learnt three words: 1, You and She.
② Three sentences.
③ His father.
④ He got angry.
⑤ I, I am your father; She, She is your mother; You, You my son.
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