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圣诞节英语小笑话:Good Lights 好灯(双语)

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关于圣诞节购买灯饰时的英语小对话,这个场景倒是很熟悉啊,你有没有躺着中枪?

good lights 好灯

a customer walked into our store looking for christmas lights. i showed her our top brand, but—wanting to make sure each bulb worked—she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. i did, and each one lit up. "great," she said. i carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. but as i handed them to her, she looked alarmed. "i don’t want this box," she said abruptly. "it’s been opened."
一位顾客进我们的商店买圣诞灯。我给她看了我们店里最好的牌子,但还需确认一下灯泡是否正常。她让我把灯泡从盒子里拿出来,然后通上电。我照做了。每一个灯泡都是正常的。她说:“非常好。”我小心翼翼地把这串圣诞灯放回盒子里。可当我把这一盒灯泡交给她时,她吃惊地看着我,突然说:“我不要这一盒,它打开过的。”

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