我会把它放在我的地板上。

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My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of-until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment.
Recently I accompanied Jeff to the credit union where he opened up his first bank account. While the credit officer was processing the paper work, I told Jeff he needed a safe, accessible place to store his passbook.
"I know, Mom," he replied. "I'll keep it on my floor."
我16岁的儿子，杰夫，是一个令父母感到自豪的孩子直到你看他房间的地板，覆盖着层层的衣服，杂志和体育器材。

最近我陪杰夫去信用社，他打开他的第一个银行账户。当信用社职员在处理文件的工作，我告诉杰夫说他需要一个安全的地方来保存自己的存折。

“我知道，妈妈，”他回答说。”我会把它放在我的地板上。”

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