哪里是你当我结婚了？
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and kill you."
The man did as he was instructed, and just then, a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
一个男人在街上走的时候，他听到一个声音：“停止！站着！如果你再向前走一步，砖块会落在你的头上杀了你。”
他停了下来，一个大砖头落在他面前。他很惊讶。他去了，过了一段时间之后，他要过马路。一次又一次的声音喊道：“停止！站着！如果你再向前走一步，一辆车会撞你，杀了你。”
他并为他，这时，一辆车来了歪歪斜斜的在角落里，几乎失去了他。”你在哪儿啊。男人问。”你是谁。
“我是你的守护天使，”那声音回答。
“哦，是吗？”男人问。”哪里是你当心我结婚了？”
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