躺在车子的前面是一头驴子。
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car.
Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."
The crowd made way for him.
Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
一辆轿车在街上发生了车祸。果然一大群人围观。一名报社记者迫切需要得到他的故事不可能接近那辆车。
他是个聪明的人,他大声地喊起来:“让我进去!让我进去!我是受害者的儿子。”
人群给他让开一条路。
躺在车子的前面是一头驴子。
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