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我意识到自己出了差错。

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Hurrying my 11-year-old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light where it was prohibited.”Uh-oh,” I said, realizing my mistake. “I just made an illegal turn .”
“I guess it’s all right.”My daughter replied, “The police car behind us did the same thing,”
我开车赶着把我11岁的女儿送往学校,在一个不允许右转弯的红灯处驾车右转弯。“啊噢,”我意识到自己出了差错,“我刚才拐弯是违章的。”

“我想没关系的,”女儿回答说,“我们后面的警车也右拐弯了。”

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