观众鼓掌的时候可要留神。
＂Can I go to the theatre?＂asked a mosquito to her mother.＂Yes,but be aware and pay attention during the applause.＂
“我可以去电影院吗？”一只蚊子问妈妈。“可以，但是要小心，观众鼓掌的时候可要留神。”
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