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如果你第二天早上醒来。

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  Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

  Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

  年少的童子军:我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?

  年长的童子军:上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来,那就是蘑菇。

    


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