第1506期双语笑话：我和他的关系
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
lt's kind of fitting
理应如此
As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on perfume. "That's a great scent, " I said, making conversation.
作为俄亥俄州代顿大学的一名新生，我急于给我的新舍友留个好印象。我到了寝室，看到她正在往身上洒香水。“这香味真棒啊。”我说，想和她搭起话来。
"Thanks-it was from my boyfriend. Here, try some," she said, holding the bottle out for me.Unfortunately she let go before I had a firm grip, and the glass shattered on the tile floor. Embarrassed ,I tried to apologize, but she cut me off -"Actually,it's kind of fitting,"she explained, surveying the damage. "That's exactIy how the relationship went．"
“谢谢—是男朋友送的，来，洒些试试。”她说着把瓶子递给我。不幸的是，我还没抓牢她就松手了，玻璃瓶在瓷砖地板上摔碎了。我感到很窘，刚想道歉，她就打断了我。“事实上，应该如此。”她解释道，一边审视着地上的碎渣，“我和他的关系正是这样的。”
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