英语幽默小故事带翻译：Lobster “tale” 虾的“故事”（中英双语）
120.Lobster "tale"
120.龙虾的“故事”
My friend, celebrating a special occasion，went to a restaurant and ordered what she thought would be a lobster tail. But to her dismay，the entire crustacean was on her plate.
为了庆祝一个特殊的日子，我的朋友来到了一家饭店要了一个她认为是龙虾尾的菜。然而让她不安的是，在她面前盘子里盛着一整只大龙灯。
"He's looking right at me!”she exclaimed to the waiter. "I just can't eat him.’
“它在盯着我，”她向服务员解释说:“我可害怕吃这家伙。”
The waiter removed her plate，but returned it a few moments later. The lobster now had a blindfold neatly tied around its eyes.
服务员把龙虾端了下去，过了一会儿又把它拿了回来，只见那盘子里的龙虾的眼睛上戴上了一副眼罩。
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