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双语笑话 男人女人买东西

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

A man will pay$2 for a$1item he wants.A woman will pay$1 for a$2 item that she doesn't want.
男人需要的东西,虽然只值一块钱,也肯花两块钱去买;两块钱 的东西降价到一块钱,女人虽然不需要,也会去买。

单词&词组

worry about 担忧,烦恼
item 条,项;项目:条款

知道不知道

有关woman的短语和习语

(one's) own woman 在判断或行动上独立的女人
a man of a woman 男人的女人
comes the hours,comes the woman.来得好不如来得I
She has always been her own woman.她一向很独立o
all the old women of both sexes 婆婆妈妈的男人和女人
make an honest woman of sb.和某人正式结婚
play the woman 撒娇:作女儿态(如哭泣、胆怯等)
kept woman 外室,靠男人养活的姘妇
necessary woman 女佣人,女仆
society woman 上流社会的妇女
woman of quality 责妇,名媛


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