双语笑话 我是单身汉
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.
杰克骑车摔伤，去医院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。 杰克填好后递上表格。
"Anything else?"The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thinks for a while and said "l'm a bachelor."
“还有什么漏填的?”护士问。“有！”杰克想了想说，“我是个单身汉。”
单词&词组
wonderful 令人愉快的：奇妙的：非凡的：美好的
poetic （与）诗（有关）的，用于诗的
bare 赤裸的，光秃秃的
postscript （信末签名后的）附言，又及
locket 金属装饰小盒，（挂在项链下的保藏纪念品的贵重） 金属小盒
engrave 雕刻（文字，图案）
chastise 厉声训斥：严厉谴责
bachelor 单身汉：学士（仅用于头衔或固定用法）
知道不知道
bachelor party就是在男生结束单身生活之前，他的好友会为他举办的一场party，让他正式告别单身生活。对应地，weddingshower，也称为bridal shower，指的则是女子婚前派对，是为即将结婚的女性举行的聚会。类似的表达还有baby showero BabyShower是美国的一项传统，是为即将生产的妈妈举办的”送礼聚会”，一方面向准妈妈表示祝贺，一方面也对准父母在经济上给予支持，一般在预产期前四到八周举办。送养育婴儿的必胥品是聚会的核心内容o为了客人买礼物方便，在组织聚会时，主人会事先通知客人送礼的“主题。例如，指定不同客人买适合婴儿在不同季节的用品，叫做季节送礼会”(Seasonal Shower)，如果要求所有客人都送一包尿片，就叫做H尿片送礼会“《DiaperShower)。主题完全根据需要设计，没有一定之规。
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