外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹249：冰上钓鱼(中英)
A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole.
一个酒鬼打算要去冰上垂钓，于是，他收拾好了用具到四处逛了逛，直到找到了一大块冰。于是他在冰的中心开始锯洞。
All of a sudden，a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. "You will find no fish under that ice.”
突然之间，一个急速扩大的声音从天空中传来。“你不会在冰的下面找到鱼的。”
The drunk looks around, but sees no one. He starts sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks，"as I said before, there are no fish under the ice.”
这个酒鬼朝四周看了看，但是没有人。他又开始锯了起来。那个说话人的声音又一次传来:“我刚才已经说过了，冰的下面没有鱼。”
The drunk looks all around, high and low, but can’t see a single soul. He picks up the saw and tries one more time to finish.
那个酒鬼又向四周从高处到低处的望了一番，但是，连一个人影也没有看见。他又拿起了锯继续进行他的工作。
Before he can even start cutting, the huge voice interrupts. "I have warned you three times now. There are no fish!”
就在他马上要锯断冰面的时候，一声巨大的喊叫声打断了他:“我现在第三次警告你，这下面没有鱼!”
The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared，so he asks the voice，"how do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warn me?"
这个酒鬼神情慌张甚至觉得恐惧，于是他问了那个声音:“你怎么知道这下面没有鱼?上帝呀，难道是你在警告我吗?”
"No,” the voice replied. "I am the manager of this hockey rink.”
“不是，”那个声音回答他:“我是这个冰球场的经理。”
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