英语幽默笑话：谁要聋了？
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Who's going deaf ?
谁要聋了？
A man tells a doctor, ”I think my wife's going deaf. What can I do ? "
丈夫告诉医生："我想我的妻子快要聋了，我可以做些什么呢？"
The doctor says, "VVell, trY to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question-If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. That way we can see how bad the problem is." The man goes home, sees his wife and says, "Hi honey, what's for dinner ? " He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer. "Honey, what's for dinner ? " He repeats this severaltimes, until he's standing right next to her. Finally,she answers, "For the tenth time, I said we-re having Pot Roast!"
医生告诉他："嗯，先尝试测测她的听力吧。站在离她有一段距离的地方，问一个问题，如果她没有回答，走近一点再问一遍.一直重复直到她回答为止。这样我们就可以知道情况有多糟了。“丈夫回到家，看见妻子便问：¨亲爱的，晚餐吃什么？¨他没有听到回答，于是走近一点再问：¨亲爱的，晚餐吃什么呢？这样重复了好几次，直到他就站在妻子旁边了。
终于，她回答了：¨这是第十次了，我说我们吃炖肉．
单词＆词组
frankly 坦白地，真诚地
lipstick 口红，唇膏
asylum 庇护，救济院，精神病院
criterion （评判的）标准，尺度
plug 堵，塞，插上，插栓
deaf 聋的
知道不知道
晒晒和nut有关的词汇和口语里常用到的句子吧：
nut坚果，疯子，头，螺母
walnut 核桃
peanut 花生
chestnut 板栗
cashew 腰果
almond 杏仁
pistachio 开心果
hazelnut 榛子
nutcracker 胡桃夹子
a hard nut to crack 难以对付的人或者事
be nuts about 对……疯狂着迷
it costs peanuts． 很便宜。
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