双语爆笑 在去幼儿园的路上
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.
在去幼儿园的路上，一个医生把听诊器留在了车座上。她的小女儿拿起听诊器玩了起来。
"My daughter wants to follow inm my footsteps!" thought the doctor.“女儿想接我的班!”
医生想道。Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
接着，小女孩对着听诊器说道：“欢迎光临麦当劳。您要点什么?”
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