我没有搞错
I Am Not Wrong
Eleanor's younger brother Freder was a simple youth. On day, Eleanor's husband, Babo, went to Africa in a hunting trip accompanied by Freder. About 3 weeks later, she received a telegram from her brother saying： "Bano died in hunting a lion." In great sorrow, Eleanor sent an answer to her brother saying： "Send the dead body home."
Three weeks later, a parcel arrived from Africa in which was the corpse of a lion.
Eleanor sent an urgent telegram back to Freder： "Lion received. You are wrong. Wanted dead Babo." The next day she received a final telegram from Freder： "I'm not wrong. Babo and one of my legs are in the abdominal cavity of the lion."
我没弄错
埃莉诺的弟弟菜弗雷德尔是一个头脑简单的年轻人。一天．他陪埃莉诺的丈夫鲍勃去非洲打猎。三个星期之后，埃莉诺接到弟弟的一封电报。电文如下：“鲍劲在猎狮时死亡。”
在极大的悲痛中，埃莉诺回电说：“把遗体运回。”
三个星期之后，从非洲运来了一个包裹，里团装的是一头狮了的尸体。
埃莉诺给弗雷德尔发了一封加急电报：“狮子已收到。你弄错了。把鲍勃的遗体运回。”
第二天．她接到了弗雷德尔发来的最后一封电报：“我没错，鲍勃和我的一条腿在狮子的腹腔内。”
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