我只是握着猫尾巴

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Mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.
Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

妈妈（正教训她的女儿）：你不该拽猫的尾巴。

女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。

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