咱们的车出了点“小问题”
Honey, We've got a little car trouble
咱们的车出了点“小问题”
A wrfe said to her husband, "We've got trouble with the car; it has water in the carburstor . " The husband exclaimed, "Water in the carburetor ? That's ridiculous!" The wife repeated, "I tell you, the car has water in the carburetor. The husband said, "But you don't even know what a carburetor is Where's the car? And the wife replied, " ln the swimming pooll"
有位太太对先生说：“我们的车子出问题了!化油器进水了。”先生说：“化油器进水?真是荒谬!”太太重复道：“我告诉你，车子的化油墨进水了!”先生说：“可是你连化油器是什么都搞不清楚啊l车子在哪儿?”太太回答：“游泳池里!”
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