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英汉幽默故事选读【26】

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My water Thinks So

  Reading water meters in an unfamiliar part of town, I came upon a house with no number. Then I noticed an elderly man gardening at the first house on that block.

  "Excuse me," I said to him. "Are you Number One?"

  He smiled and replied, "My wife thinks so!"

  Notes:

  (1) water meter n.水表
  (2) unfamiliar adj.不熟悉的
  (3) come upon偶遇(等于come across)
  (4) Number One第一;一号

  Exercises:

  根据短文回答下列问题:
  ① Where was the author?
  ② What was the author doing?
  ③ What problem did he encounter?
  ④ What was the elderly man doing?
  ⑤ Did the elderly man really understand what the author meant?

我老婆这样认为

  在城区陌生地段查读水表时,我发现一处房子没有门牌号。接着,我看到这个街区的第一幢房子前有一位老人在养花。

  “打扰,”我对他说,“您是第一(号)吗?”

  他笑了,回答说:“我老伴是这样认为的。”

  练习参考答案:

  ① In an unfamiliar part of town.
  ② He was reading water meters.
  ③ He came upon a house with no number.
  ④ He was gardening.
  ⑤ No, he didn't.

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