英语幽默笑话 和上帝对话
英语幽默笑话 和上帝对话
A man goes to church and starts talking to God.
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。
He says: "God,what is a million dollars to you?"and God says: "A penny,then the man says: "God,what is a million years to you?”and God says: ¨a second", then the man says: “God,can I have a penny ?"and God says:"In a second."
他问：“主啊，一百万美元对你意味着多少?”上帝回答：¨一便士。” 男子又问：“那一百万年呢，?”上帝说：“一秒钟。”最后男子请求道：”上帝，我能得到一便士吗?“上帝回答：“过一秒钟。”
单词&词组
retirement ，退职，退休
mower 割草机
fake 假货，欺骗
gossip 闲话，闲谈
contented 满足的，心安的
interfore 诚干涉，干预
apply for 请求，申请
fumiture 家具，设备
atom bomb 原子弹
知道不知道
都说全世界属中国人的思维最复杂，说话曲里拐弯的，没想到老外也有这样的。据说中国人重直觉( intuition)，英美人重实证( evidence)，中国人重形象思维(figurative thinking)，英美人重逻辑思维( logical thinking)。
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