英语幽默时尚版：泡泡温泉
Unit5 Hot Springs 泡泡温泉
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇05：泡泡温泉(双语阅读)
A:Tom,look at your shoes.How dirty they are! You must clear hem.
汤姆，看看你的鞋子，多脏呀，你必须洗一洗了。
B:Oh.Mother,but I cleaned them only yesterday.
噢，妈妈，可我昨天才洗过的。
A:But they are dirty now.You must clean them again.
可现在它们又脏了，你再洗一次吧。
B:I don't want to clean them today. Even if I clean them today,they will be dirty again tomorrow.
我今天不想洗，我即使今天把鞋洗了，明天还会脏的。
A:OK,don't clean them then.
好吧，那就别洗了。
(ln the evening Tom came back from school.he was very hungry.
晚上汤姆放学回到家，他非常饿。)
B:Mother,give me something to eat, please.
妈妈，请给我拿些吃的吧?
A:You had your breakfast in the morning, Tom, and you had your lunch at school.
汤姆，你早晨吃了早饭，在学校吃了午饭。
B:But I am hungry now.
可我现在又饿了。
A:Oh,really? But even if Igive you something to eat today, you will be hungry again tomorrow.
噢，真的吗?可是即使今天我给你吃的明天你还会饿呀。
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