The Grand Tour
The Grand Tour
Samuel。Boyce
Quoth his heir to Sir John
“I‘d to travel begone，
Like others， the world for to see.”
Quoth Sir John to his heir，
“Prithee， novice，forbear，
For I‘d not have the wo rld to see thee.”
教育旅行
塞缪尔 玻伊斯
约翰爵士的继承人对他说
“我想要出去旅行，
像别人一样，为了看世界。”
约翰爵士对他的继承人说，
“请你，初学者，且忍耐，
因为我不愿意让世界看你。”
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