Falling Down
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.
"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!"
"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"
"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"
跌落
一个人在吹牛，说他们国家得事情是多么不可思议。最后，他开始讲他的国家的建筑物有多么高。
"有一个楼房特别高,我的朋友亚历克斯用了72小时才从它上面跌下来!"
"哦,我的天啊!"他的朋友说。"当然他一定死过、了!"
"当然。他没有食物和水达3天之久!"
NOTES
fib: . n.无伤大雅的谎言,小谎,一击,打
vi.撒小谎
fall off 下降;跌落;
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