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Patience

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  Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself?

  Onlooker: I haven't got the patience.

  耐 性

  垂钓者:你已经盯着看了三个小时了,你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢?

  旁观者:我没那耐性。

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