英汉双语笑话：Survival 为了活下来？
at the plane crash site, one lone survivor sat with his back against a tree, chewing on a bone. as he tossed the bone onto a huge pile of bones, he noticed the rescue team. "thank heavens!", he cried out in relief..... "i am saved!"
the rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing the pile of human bones beside this lone survivor. obviously he had eaten his comrades. the survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung his own head in shame. "you can't judge me for this," he insisted. "i had to survive. is it so wrong to want to live?"
the leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking his head in disbelief. "i won't judge you for doing what was necessary to survive, but good heavens, man, your plane only went down yesterday!"
在空难现场，唯一的幸存者坐靠着大树，大嚼着一根骨头。他刚把吃完的骨头扔在一大堆白骨上，就看到了救援队向这边靠近。 “啊，真是谢天谢地！”他看见了救命稻草，哭喊出来。 “我得救了！”
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