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黑英语笑话(二)

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  重新开始journey (旅程)

  孤独时拥抱 chimney(烟囱)

  现在没有 money(钱)

  也就没有 honey(蜜糖,宝贝儿)

  另有GRE单词如:

  花和尚鲁智深

  一颗脑袋是bald(秃的)

  一身花绣是emerald(翠绿色的)

  一张嘴话是ribald(粗鄙的)

  一喝舌头被scald(烫伤)

  一出战把胜利herald(预示)

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