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Two young skunks named -In-and-Out go out to play. after a while Out got bored so he went in. Mummy skunk said that tea was ready and sent Out,out to tell In to come in. very quickly Out came in with In. That was quick said mummy skunk how did you find In so fast?
Oh said Out that was easy.“IN STINKED.”
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