上帝与世界杯
笑话一天，一个韩国人，一个日本人和一个中国人去见上帝。
韩国人问上帝：“我们韩国何时能获得世界杯的冠军？”上帝：“50年。”韩国人哭了：
“我这辈子是看不到了。”日本人于是也问上帝：“我们何时能获得世界杯足球赛的冠军
呢？”上帝答：“也许100年吧。”日本人哭了：“我下一辈子也看不到了。”此时，中国人
问：“我们何时能获得世界杯足球赛的冠军呢？”上帝哭了：“我是看不到了。”
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