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你太晚了

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  You Are Too Late

  On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.

  "sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."

  在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。

  “对不起,”他对小偷说,“你太晚了,我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情。

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