Elderly Joke(43)

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　　Grandpa：boy，how many miles do you walk to school？

　　Boy：about a half mile.

　　Grandpa：when I was your age I walked eight miles to school every day. Boy，what are your grades like？

　　Boy：they are mostly B‘s.

　　Grandpa：when I was your age I got all A‘s. Boy，have you ever gotten into a fight？

　　Boy：only two times and the boy beat me up.

　　Grandpa：When I was your age I was in a fight every day. Boy，how old are you？

　　Boy：9 years old.

　　Grandpa：when I was your age I was 11

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